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This Animated Christian Movie is Beyond Bad

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In this video I take a look at Joshua and The Promised Land, a movie that has been suggested to me for a while, and I finally decided to take a look at it. It is the most horrifying religious movie I've ever seen.

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2022/01/24

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Ted Nivison
Ted Nivison 3 أشهر قبل
For all of you concerned about my eyes being red, it was because I had been wearing contacts all day and I had to switch them out, and that whole process of switching them made my eyes red. I was not high. Drugs are a sin. I've never ever done any weed before and there's actually no evidence you could find online that I have done weed. Sorry!
Connor Inglis
Connor Inglis 11 أيام قبل
Yeah, there's definitely no evidence of you eating a 400 mg edible
𝙙𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙝𝙖𝙪𝙨 ༊*·˚ ༄
its ok to cry ted, head up king ur crown is falling
WilbraIsCooler
WilbraIsCooler 20 أيام قبل
well done? 😨
Ray LeBlanc
Ray LeBlanc 22 أيام قبل
Where do you get that drugs are a sin?
Banana Animations
Banana Animations أشهر قبل
of course of course, that 400mg edible video was just a fake! That footage was 100% not real!
MAYO
MAYO 3 أشهر قبل
on schlatt's jenga stream the other day i literally heard ted mention that "moses slaughtered people for worshiping a golden calf" and i was so confused bc it was so out of pocket BUT IT MAKES SENSE NOW LMAOO HE STILL HAD THE MOVIE ON HIS MIND
Ayden Smith
Ayden Smith 7 أيام قبل
i literally watched schlatts jenga stream to hear that in the wild
who's the rock?
who's the rock? 14 أيام قبل
@Brayden Hopkins @Shuruff Nice
MackWaffle
MackWaffle أشهر قبل
@Shuruff904💤 it is a joke of "Schlatt's" channel
Ulises Marvels
Ulises Marvels 2 أشهر قبل
I literally paused the vid to read this comment right before the scene Lol
J M
J M 2 أشهر قبل
@Shuruff904💤 yeah okay, "Shuruff"
Sawyer Paul
Sawyer Paul 3 أشهر قبل
“This ghost is a registered sex offender. Everything this guy has said other than a lesson about God has been sus.” Ah, so he’s a _priest._ Gotcha.
D-Hawk Beats
D-Hawk Beats 19 أيام قبل
This is funny but it also hurts lmao
《☆Loona☆》
《☆Loona☆》 23 أيام قبل
THATS WHAT I SAID I WAS LIKE "HOLY SHIT MAN THATS SOME SEX OFFENDER SHIT WHAT THA FUCK-?!"
Guy
Guy أشهر قبل
That killed me💀
vinnie beloved
vinnie beloved 2 أشهر قبل
the way i cackled at this oh my god
Ethan Dunlap
Ethan Dunlap 3 أشهر قبل
You know, one of the best things about Ted is that even at 1.17 MILLION subscribers, he STILL goes through and likes people's different comments. That's just so cool of him, what a super guy. Ted, you're a real super guy.
GARBAGE FIRE
GARBAGE FIRE 7 أيام قبل
Expert fisherman right here...
Ethan Dunlap
Ethan Dunlap أشهر قبل
@Ted Nivison See what I mean? A real super guy.
tjuyftutjyfudt
tjuyftutjyfudt أشهر قبل
@Get Owmed I believe that is referred to as a joke.
THE NERD
THE NERD 3 أشهر قبل
I just realized that every character in the film was one of Joshua’s toys on the shelf that Chris the Static Angel decided to peek at.
Oakoe
Oakoe 8 أيام قبل
Oh my god Jim Lion is a genius
Sir Heinz Beenz
Sir Heinz Beenz 11 أيام قبل
Deep
LikeAPro42
LikeAPro42 13 أيام قبل
Maybe that’s why Chris looked at the toys. He used them as a base to craft the dream Joshua had
F1nn0180
F1nn0180 أشهر قبل
now that's good writing
Sea Forest
Sea Forest 2 أشهر قبل
Holy shet you’re right.
✦ -LuzLovesU.org- ✦
✦ -LuzLovesU.org- ✦ 3 أشهر قبل
‘Also, who is this tiger character? He is absolutely fucking goated, hes like the John Wick of the bible’ that will FOREVER be one of my favorite Ted quotes
Amber C
Amber C 4 أيام قبل
I literally was reading this and he said it as i was reading it. Made it twice as funny
Shiffyyes
Shiffyyes 25 أيام قبل
I really like “a rating of 4 pogging Moseses, and 1 angry pharoh.” I don’t know the rating system but it won’t stop me from using it all the time. I’m adding ‘stone-faced Joshua’ and ‘goated tiger’.
avi
avi 3 أشهر قبل
i liked the part in the movie where joshua said "where's the land i was promised" and then he got really angry and set fire to an orphanage
Raisin
Raisin 3 أشهر قبل
@LemmeJust *Schlorp* lmao in a Christian movie too
Mob
Mob 3 أشهر قبل
Yes.
cr0c
cr0c 3 أشهر قبل
without watching the movie, or the video, i dont know if you are kidding... and that is terrifying
defective pikachu
defective pikachu 3 أشهر قبل
@LemmeJust *Schlorp* no thats against the teachings of the bible
ItsIsabel
ItsIsabel 3 أشهر قبل
The fact that this movie is legitimately just a one-man project made in a guy’s basement and most likely voiced by people he knows is the part that gets me.
Ayden Smith
Ayden Smith 9 أيام قبل
this amazes me and scares me
nightstar6
nightstar6 أشهر قبل
That makes it a little less bad to me. To be fair, i probably wouldn't do any better
Ayas
Ayas 3 أشهر قبل
Kinda crazy how right he is when he said: "They died for laws they didnt even knew"
Chrono
Chrono 3 أشهر قبل
I love how the reason for the people being bad is that they broke laws they never knew about instead of.. y know… *brutally killing a child*
Uni_øp
Uni_øp 3 أشهر قبل
“He’s like the John Wick of the Bible” - Ted Nivison, 2022
Uni_øp
Uni_øp 3 أشهر قبل
Time stamp for anyone who wants it - 15:08
M0ss3
M0ss3 3 أشهر قبل
“They killed a baby” Joshua says calmly, showing no emotion.
M0ss3
M0ss3 أيام قبل
@CodemanCZ probably
CodemanCZ
CodemanCZ أيام قبل
If you saw a baby get sacrificed, I guarantee you'd have a thousand yard stare and become completely apathetic too.
M0ss3
M0ss3 3 أشهر قبل
@unironicallygae PFFT-
M0ss3
M0ss3 3 أشهر قبل
@Bathynymeus yea
M0ss3
M0ss3 3 أشهر قبل
@TofuDaTurtle lol
WaxyLT 2146
WaxyLT 2146 3 أشهر قبل
19:04 As a Christian myself, yes, the Bible does have it's comedic moments. This is about the same thought process as God.
DeltaDS
DeltaDS 3 أشهر قبل
The use of humans on the egyptian art actually makes sense, since there would have also been anthropomorphic bipedal creatures too. theyve just been swapped
Papa Filth
Papa Filth 3 أشهر قبل
This film has singlehandedly given me such a perplexing feeling inside, my soul feels like its seen something it should not have seen and my brain feels like its obtained a piece of information that may or may not alter my view of life itself.
FinnLorenzoArt
FinnLorenzoArt 3 أشهر قبل
I love that when the battle scene started Ted entirely stopped talking about how bad the movie is and just started talking about how cool he thought the battle scene was.
hhatticus
hhatticus 3 أشهر قبل
I’ve accidentally watched this video 3 times now, and every time it somehow surprises me with its insanity. Humorous as ever, Ted. Also this movie is fucking bonkers
Natural selection
Natural selection 3 أشهر قبل
The fact my school actually showed us movies like this in my guidance class- I specifically remember one that had this animation quality and a talking pack of cigarettes- just straight up guilt tripping third graders through it
Krysten Abigayle
Krysten Abigayle 3 أشهر قبل
11:36 "these characters look like they're very recently learning motor skills" 1:55 "our main character joshua is incredibly good at motor skills" SOMETHINGS NOT ADDING UP TED
Gage Henning
Gage Henning 2 أشهر قبل
“Not only were they killed by the water pressure falling upon them…… they were also eaten alive by sharks.” Damn it, Ted. That was so fucking funny.
Cami Yu
Cami Yu 3 أشهر قبل
Ah the good old days, when i spent an hour of my life watching this movie that i could never take back
PS1 Hagrid ouf of character
PS1 Hagrid ouf of character 3 أشهر قبل
this feels like the kind of Ted video that is so timeless i thought it was uploaded years ago and have already watched it twice but it was uploaded this week??? what???
☆ Ari ☆
☆ Ari ☆ 3 أشهر قبل
I watched this completely sober and I feel like this entire movie is equivalent to an edible. Maybe not a 400mg one, but still a decent amount.
Nina
Nina 3 أشهر قبل
I started laughing uncontrollably within the first minute of this video.
Monkey
Monkey 3 أشهر قبل
I feel at 27:14 the reason they apologized so quickly was they felt the aura of a 44 year old with years of combat experience who killed the literal devil in the body of their 7 year old son. I would too
Erin W.
Erin W. 11 أيام قبل
I mean for real tho
Chrono
Chrono 2 أشهر قبل
I don’t have a goo comment here I’m just gonna tell you that you have 600 likes
ryan thompson
ryan thompson 2 أشهر قبل
i watched the movie and, for how awful it is, chris' voice actor actually did a pretty good job. props to you chris
BeaAteTheBees
BeaAteTheBees 3 أشهر قبل
6:10 THE FACT THAT THIS IS A KIDS MOVIE AND THEYRE TEACHING KIDS TO DO THIS PLEASE IM DIEING THIS IS SO FUNNY
kamryn hernandez
kamryn hernandez 3 أشهر قبل
this made me re-realize why i’m atheist. thank u ted
Nostalgia
Nostalgia 13 أيام قبل
same XD Gave me another reason
vbddfy euuyt
vbddfy euuyt 3 أشهر قبل
I love how disheveled Ted looks in this one. Truly this movie has taken it's toll.
Kristin Ella
Kristin Ella 3 أشهر قبل
I choked on my breakfast at "This ghost is a registered sex offender!" and very nearly saw God. At least the movie is effective?
THE NERD
THE NERD 3 أشهر قبل
@miroxion he almost choked to death on his breakfast due to laughing and almost went to heaven, which is where God is.
Ommino
Ommino 3 أشهر قبل
@miroxion he was eating the. Heard ted’s joke and almost chocked thus dying and seeing god which he states it’s an effective movie
DRIVE THROUGH THE ART TRACK,S LAYER!
God says game ending yourself is a sin, so all this movie is is a loophole to legally see god after an early death from choking to death. Bravo, very brave
Liam Mann
Liam Mann 3 أشهر قبل
Hey man, I’m a huge fan. I love the amount of effort you put into your videos, even though I find you naturally funny without editing. I hate I’m using this video to say this but here way are. Lol keep up the content man, we all love it.
Come Fast To Get Into My Body
As a secular Jewish person, who knows very little about the Bible (all my knowledge comes from school classes), this is probably the most inaccurate representation of the Moses story that I have ever seen
Halcyon
Halcyon 3 أشهر قبل
@Simon Blackwell It's a copied comment. Most of these bots do that to look "real"
Ashton Dauncey
Ashton Dauncey 3 أشهر قبل
"He's like the John wick of the bible" My favorite words said ever.
23Bumolo23
23Bumolo23 3 أشهر قبل
The fighting scene of this movie makes me laugh every time Like there's this random "ololololo" sound in the background and the tiger is kicking everyone's ass.
Cecily Cardew
Cecily Cardew 3 أشهر قبل
That lion dad is lucky he's in a Christian film, 'cause I'm pretty sure aggression displays like "baring your teeth at a lioness" just earn you a violent ass-kicking in real lion culture
Bippster
Bippster 26 أيام قبل
@Patrick Cox oh no
Patrick Cox
Patrick Cox 26 أيام قبل
@Bippster Big Lion is watching
Fart
Fart أشهر قبل
@Th3 Gr33n 3l3ph4nt okay literally none of this matters or is related to what I said at all.
The Queen Of Cringe
The Queen Of Cringe 16 أيام قبل
Saberspark’s reanimated version of this movie is by far one of the greatest abominations I’ve ever seen in my life. There’s the perfect amount of people genuinely trying their best, people just shitposting, and furries. And the different interpretations of Chris really top it all off.
Simon Wilcox
Simon Wilcox 3 أشهر قبل
I like how Joshua just hit the griddy when chasing a quail like hold up bro im getting sturdy
BingDingGold
BingDingGold 26 أيام قبل
That sentence gave me as much whiplash as the entire movie
Samtheman
Samtheman أشهر قبل
The idea of a character going through a 40 year long dream as a kid is legitimately a cool cool concept for a film.
Racc Attacc
Racc Attacc أشهر قبل
So easter is today right? And my family wanted to find a movie to watch, so we found a movie called "easterland" and it's terrible. Absolutly horrendous. My god it's the whole package, animation, voice acting, storytelling. Oh and theres a second one aswell!
Skylar Chungus
Skylar Chungus 3 أشهر قبل
You’ve made it Ted…my grandma now loves your content.
QA1PPUCC1N0 ♡
QA1PPUCC1N0 ♡ 3 أشهر قبل
@Greg Newhouse Momento mori my guy, but what does the Mughal Empire gotta do with this?
Frog_isGone :]
Frog_isGone :] 3 أشهر قبل
@Greg Newhouse I do love history, but this is completely unrelated-
unironicallygae
unironicallygae 3 أشهر قبل
@Greg Newhouse what?
Greg Newhouse
Greg Newhouse 3 أشهر قبل
The Mughal Empire was founded by Babur (reigned 1526-1530), a Central Asian ruler who was descended from the Turco-Mongol conqueror Timur (the founder of the Timurid Empire) on his father's side, and from Genghis Khan on his mother's side.[49] Ousted from his ancestral domains in Central Asia, Babur turned to India to satisfy his ambitions.[50] He established himself in Kabul and then pushed steadily southward into India from Afghanistan through the Khyber Pass.[49] Babur's forces defeated Ibrahim Lodhi in Panipat. Before the battle, Babur sought divine favour by abjuring liquor, breaking the wine vessels and pouring the wine down a well. However, by this time Lodhi's empire was already crumbling and it was actually the Mewar Kingdom which was the strongest power of Northern India under capable rule of Rana Sanga. In a decisive battle fought near Agra, Timurid forces of Babur defeated Rajput army of Sanga. The battle was one of the most decisive and historic battle in Indian history as it sealed the fate of Northern India for next two centuries.
QA1PPUCC1N0 ♡
QA1PPUCC1N0 ♡ 3 أشهر قبل
@Danny Boy Are you serious.
Nostalgia
Nostalgia 13 أيام قبل
I feel like I'm on a "little trip" Trying to understand what's going on in this film Edit: I think I'm gonna have nightmares
Double Trouble
Double Trouble أشهر قبل
Wow, he actually says: "Big Dick Hammer"... unironically as well... Additionally, by far the most psychotic part of this movie is the music...
Alexandre Longobardi
Alexandre Longobardi 3 أشهر قبل
your channel is easily my favourite nowadays! Keep the good work Ted, I was having a pretty shit day but as I watched this I could not stop laughing for a second !!! ✌✌✌
Delphic_Djinn
Delphic_Djinn 3 أشهر قبل
According to my parents, I'm legally obligated to say that this movie rocks!! Remember, hell is bad, and so is talking bad about this movie!!
Awkward Aidan
Awkward Aidan 3 أشهر قبل
Ah yes, Chris. The most important character in the Old Testament.
Sors
Sors 3 أشهر قبل
Finally, People finally appreciate me in the old testament.
Chris
Chris 3 أشهر قبل
you've summoned me
Chris Reardon
Chris Reardon 3 أشهر قبل
@Leaky Steve the name chris, short for christ/christopher in greek roughly means christ bearer
fischer quinn
fischer quinn 3 أشهر قبل
@Leaky Steve i thought it stood for brian
Banjo Peppers
Banjo Peppers 10 أيام قبل
This is the only movie I've ever seen where I think it would be LESS creepy if the animals were anatomically correct.
Hulk_Sm0sh
Hulk_Sm0sh أشهر قبل
Every Christian movie studio wants what VeggieTales had but they will never get it. VeggieTales was absolutely goated and nothing can compare. Also, I am a Christian and I have grown up in the church my whole life but honestly ... the Old Testament is so confusing and some of the stories in it are absolutely wild to say the least. May I recommend Elisha and the bears?
Dumbass Inc
Dumbass Inc 3 أشهر قبل
I'm so glad that you've discovered this masterpiece
GreeneBean
GreeneBean 3 أشهر قبل
this is genuinely the funniest video i’ve watched in a long time
Moth Lesbian ☆
Moth Lesbian ☆ 3 أشهر قبل
Saberspark got his community together to reanimate Joshua and the Promised Land, I highly reccomend watching it! Lots of biblically accurate angels 😌
The Unepic Gamer
The Unepic Gamer 3 أشهر قبل
@Drink. Some. Water. Could you explain how symbols are for simple minded people?
Matthew Westmoreland
Matthew Westmoreland 3 أشهر قبل
@The Unepic Gamer No, they're pretty explicit. Angels are divided into categories. Seraphim have six wings with two covering their eyes. Cherubim have four faces, a lion, a human, an eagle and an ox, and some angels appeared like intersecting wheels or men dressed in white. In the Bible, this is taken pretty literally. Angels are supposed to be intimidating to mortals, not gentle and pleasing to the eye. But perhaps you meant that it's all a nice story designed to teach us morals and isn't actually describing reality, which I would agree with.
Ezra Moss menuck
Ezra Moss menuck 3 أشهر قبل
as a jew.... I....
BurntToaster
BurntToaster 3 أشهر قبل
Can I get a link?
LNF CarlosR
LNF CarlosR 3 أشهر قبل
Omg that was the video I’ve seen due to a comment thanks
yuitr loing
yuitr loing 3 أشهر قبل
I love how disheveled Ted looks in this one. Truly this movie has taken it's toll.
ShyGuy
ShyGuy أشهر قبل
8:58 if I wasn't trying not to wake people up, I woulda laughed harder than I've ever laughed in my life
Turkeybywhatmeans
Turkeybywhatmeans 2 أشهر قبل
20:05 *So he stood at the entrance to the camp and said, “Whoever is for the Lord, come to me.” And all the Levites rallied to him.* *Then he said to them, “This is what the Lord, the God of Israel, says: ‘Each man strap a sword to his side. Go back and forth through the camp from one end to the other, each killing his brother and friend and neighbor.’” 28 The Levites did as Moses commanded, and that day about three thousand of the people died.* holy cow
Mariano Kaz
Mariano Kaz 3 أشهر قبل
22:08 "Chris is literally gaslighting a child into performing genocide now" Sounds like Flowey to me.
Gasterthemaster
Gasterthemaster 3 أشهر قبل
Never have heard something more true than that.
ashr314
ashr314 3 أشهر قبل
I'm 90% sure that the reason this looks so bad is that they spent all of their budget on the destruction physics in the last scene.
spency kings
spency kings 3 أشهر قبل
im like four minutes in and i'm... pretty sure the house model is the same as who's your daddy
Samuel Clark
Samuel Clark 3 أشهر قبل
Naw, they spent most of it on weed.
E.king5897
E.king5897 3 أشهر قبل
@Sam Bradley 4 yrs? Oof
Sam Bradley
Sam Bradley 3 أشهر قبل
there is no budget, it was a passion project that took 4 years
CodemanCZ
CodemanCZ 2 أيام قبل
Those Amalekites are actually pretty spot on. They are the people of Amalek, a Biblical giant, and like many Biblical giants are often portrayed as hairy beast-men. Also, I think Jim here is aware of a theme that God always picks the biggest losers and brings them to power for his glory. Nowhere is this exemplified more than in the Hebrews' repeated inability to follow basic commandments.
hhatticus
hhatticus 27 أيام قبل
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR. I HAVE WATCHED THIS VIDEO MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT. RELEASE ME FROM THIS CURSE, TED. PLEASE. I HAVE 3 ESSAYS DUE, BUT I CANT WORK ON THEM BECAUSE I KEEP WATCHING THIS VIDEO!!!!
Qualitysket
Qualitysket أشهر قبل
Is there any movie that has really shitty animation but like a really good plot and story? If so I really want our lord Nivison to review it
siennabug
siennabug 3 أشهر قبل
as a person who goes to school at a 'Christian school' I got my religious studies teacher to play this in class. he generally loved it. this is also the teacher who explained in many classes in 7th grade on how adultery works.
Callum
Callum 3 أشهر قبل
8:50 "Sometimes a no means maybe" is the most predatory thing I've heard all day. Chris for sure ain't right in the head.
Ox Hens
Ox Hens 3 أشهر قبل
@mamzee gakara Huh that’s strange, could you tell me what you did to get to 7040?
mamzee gakara
mamzee gakara 3 أشهر قبل
@Ox Hens i just did a google calculator and i got 7040
mamzee gakara
mamzee gakara 3 أشهر قبل
@AxxL so more than 7040 fans? that's not alot tbh
Barroth OnTheRocks
Barroth OnTheRocks 3 أشهر قبل
brings back memories of that one johnny bravo episode where donny osmond tells him that maybe is just a baby you have to nurture until it says yes
ᗰOᗷAMвᗩ
ᗰOᗷAMвᗩ 3 أشهر قبل
@AxxL ?
CelticShadow
CelticShadow 3 أشهر قبل
i love videos like this, breaking down shitty movies is one of my favorite things.
maddogmatt44
maddogmatt44 3 أشهر قبل
There's times I come across a youtube video and I say "This is the best video that i've seen" but today I realized that was all a god damn lie after watching this fuckin master piece!
pickled bread
pickled bread 22 أيام قبل
I feel like I should send this weird movie to all of my friends, just because. I can already see their confusion.
Teth47
Teth47 21 أيام قبل
7:50 That shit is hilarious, in the actual Bible, the pharaoh was going to let the Jews go, but God intervened and "hardened his heart", literally acting through the pharaoh to keep the Jews imprisoned, and then punished *all of Egypt* because the pharaoh did the thing God literally forced him to do against his will. Imagine you found a country, make it illegal to kill people, then grab someone's hands and use them to beat someone to death, then as punishment you kill everyone in the town they were the mayor of and burn them at the stake. Also this film feels like it's the first step in child grooming. Sheesh.
CodemanCZ
CodemanCZ أيام قبل
God didn't harden his heart, the thought of God did.
wuoi zuiu
wuoi zuiu 3 أشهر قبل
I love how disheveled Ted looks in this one. Truly this movie has taken it's toll.
Suffering Artist
Suffering Artist 3 أشهر قبل
Ted looking like he’s on the verge of tears truly is the perfect topping on a cake
The Real Rayman
The Real Rayman 2 أشهر قبل
Its been over a month. I now understand why chris looked at joshuas toys. He used them to represent some of the people and characters on their "little trip". I believe we can even see the legs of a tiger toy!
Oodle My Noodle
Oodle My Noodle 3 أشهر قبل
I remember making my friend watch this at a movie night once. Good times..
TheSportsGuru
TheSportsGuru 3 أشهر قبل
Coming from a Christian background, I can tell you that there are more of these sorts of movies, and that they mostly originate from a person or group of people having a desire to make educational Christian content for kids but having a *very* limited budget and also having no idea what they're doing. I haven't seen any that are nearly as bad as this, but Veggietales are not the norm.
Michael Looks
Michael Looks 3 أشهر قبل
The production of VeggieTales is pretty crazy, they were a small indie team pulling some massive hours. One dude literally did nothing but sleep and animate for like a month straight iirc.
Michael Looks
Michael Looks 3 أشهر قبل
@TaxEvader22 321 Penguins placed less emphasis on parodying Bible stories than VeggieTales, focusing on generally good morals such as sharing with others and refraining from excess or jealousy. There was usually at least one verse read from "the good book" (bible) by the grandma to help guide the kids. This is the main reason it's a "Christian" show.
Chewy Cucumbers
Chewy Cucumbers 3 أشهر قبل
I remember going to like a Christian summer camp and we’d watch episodes of like a chipmunk and I think he was looking for m&ms or something? Does anyone know this??? Nvm I found it. it’s Cheddar the chipmunk. Everyday we watched one episode of this show for the week long camp
TheSportsGuru
TheSportsGuru 3 أشهر قبل
@¡!Juniper¡! (#TECHNOSUPPORT) Sounds to me like it was less the content of VeggieTales and more the context of what it represents in your life that you dislike. It's a great show. Not so much if it's forced upon you in that way, and that goes for just about anything. Sorry that happened.
ryan mclean
ryan mclean أشهر قبل
Love how Ted always gives shoutouts to the people who made similar content
DemonPrince
DemonPrince 18 أيام قبل
now i want to make a horror game in the style of this movie
Dave B
Dave B 3 أشهر قبل
Joshua hit the gritty trying to catch those quails. 11:24
Chosen Undead
Chosen Undead 3 أشهر قبل
Gotta love how when the angels first arrive it shows one of the demon things get infront of 2 others like it's trying to protect them
Th3Gr1mR3ap3r
Th3Gr1mR3ap3r 2 أشهر قبل
They should remaster this absolutely phenomenal piece of filmmaking
Steam Engine
Steam Engine 3 أشهر قبل
me and my friends watched this together about a year ago an i must say your review is stunning
Carter Round
Carter Round أشهر قبل
The Story of Moses takes place in the 13th century BCE Swords weren’t invented until 3300 BCE Chariots weren’t invented until 3000 BCE War hammers weren’t invented until the 15th century AD Numerous historical mistakes in that battle scene alone
Skelly
Skelly 3 أشهر قبل
I have now watched this video four days in a row. Yeah, this is a certified comfort video. Thanks for making me smile, Ted.
James Creations
James Creations 3 أشهر قبل
This movie was dragged from the deep dark depths of hell to teach us a *biblically accurate* story about a lion with emotionally abusive parents
Bacon2000
Bacon2000 23 أيام قبل
@James Creations it aint any Cristian that reads the Bible every day can spot plenty of inaccuracies and things they glimpsed over
Bacon2000
Bacon2000 23 أيام قبل
I'm a Cristian and I do not approve of this movie I spotted plenty of not biblically accurate things
James Creations
James Creations أشهر قبل
@Justin Martin No Justin I assure you.. it is biblically accurate.
Justin Martin
Justin Martin 3 أشهر قبل
Like most of Christianity, most Christians have cherry picked out all the parts they don’t like.
Justin Martin
Justin Martin 3 أشهر قبل
Except that’s it’s not biblically accurate.
No Thou
No Thou 2 أشهر قبل
No matter how many times I watch this it is still funny
FriendlyCanadian
FriendlyCanadian أشهر قبل
This film made me fear God. Because if I go to heaven, the intro cinematic would probably be this whole movie.
Joshua Swenk
Joshua Swenk 3 أشهر قبل
as a man of the faith… i love that Ted is more biblically accurate than the movie
Gianna Barbee
Gianna Barbee 3 أشهر قبل
That was a whole emotional trip and also the best transition to a sponsor, 10/10 video
Beara B
Beara B 3 أشهر قبل
The lion-parent argument unlocked my memories of that facade game. “tinkering with that car again, trip?” “its my day off, grace!”
rat
rat 2 أشهر قبل
@Copper I think it's time for you to leave. *Pushes you out of the door*
Space
Space 3 أشهر قبل
@Copper 😮😠 Okay, I think it's your time to leave.
STR8UPVILLAIN
STR8UPVILLAIN 3 أشهر قبل
MCDONALDS NAD YOU
50 Blessings
50 Blessings 3 أشهر قبل
@Copper *stares at you awkwardly for 3 seconds* *Game crashes*
Scooped Kiwis!!
Scooped Kiwis!! 3 أشهر قبل
They sound so eerily similar
em ma
em ma 3 أشهر قبل
This is so funny I've come back and watched more than 3 times since it's been posted
npc
npc 3 أشهر قبل
14:06 is the most ridiculous chain of events to ever happen in a film ever
Stardust
Stardust 16 أيام قبل
I feel like I’m laugher harder because I am a Christian 😂😂😂 I nearly cried laughing at your commentary.
Cornelius
Cornelius 3 أشهر قبل
3:07 I was imagining him to hit his wife and then she'd just sort of float off with some really bad physics
cgumby
cgumby 3 أشهر قبل
Best thing about your channel is that the random ass topics you cover make them really fun to show to new people
CaptLumpycake
CaptLumpycake أشهر قبل
I love how no one questions that the most blood thirsty warrior has a 7 year old voice
Blue
Blue أشهر قبل
I think the worst part is every event in this "historically accurate movie" is that ever event happens in christian mythology
Abisnail :3
Abisnail :3 3 أشهر قبل
You should review the 14-minute bonus movie that the movie poster says is included next! It would probably be funny to watch
CookieZe
CookieZe 3 أشهر قبل
27:07 the way he says "Im hungry" killed me lmao
n41L1L
n41L1L 3 أشهر قبل
I think the worst part about this movie is the ending. It's literally teaching children "If you learn about God, your parents will stop arguing and being abusive" What the actual fuck man
n41L1L
n41L1L 2 أشهر قبل
@Lost Liberty 99 I'm sorry
Lost Liberty 99
Lost Liberty 99 2 أشهر قبل
If they don’t then you just don’t love God enough. 🤷‍♂️
n41L1L
n41L1L 3 أشهر قبل
@AFist Thank you for the correction, homie. I'm not extremely up to date on my biblical characters
AFist
AFist 3 أشهر قبل
@n41L1L Actually Satan was like ayo God I think Job is only loyal to you cause you've blessed him let me test him and God was like okay, and after the trials and Job not turning away he got everything back twofold
hi hungry im dad
hi hungry im dad 3 أشهر قبل
I love how god is like: "If you do not believe in me I shall doom you!" yet god is also like: "oh yeah! i created humans" implying that he also created some to not believe in him.
Tacticex
Tacticex 3 أشهر قبل
I think they spent half the budget just on the physics of the particles on the breaking walls.
Hannah Willkie
Hannah Willkie 3 أشهر قبل
Please tell me you’ve seen Saber’s version of this that’s a compilation of a bunch of different artists’ animation with the original audio at this point. It’s beautiful and hilarious.
Plastic Rat
Plastic Rat 3 أشهر قبل
Even though I’m a Christian, this is fucking hilarious I was laughing and crying the whole time
•AlphaGamingWolf•
•AlphaGamingWolf• أشهر قبل
When I went to a Christian school we actually watched a movie very simular to this just on Adam and Eve instead... I don't know how I don't have truma from it but it was really weird and messed up like this movie
cnmmd qiuoo
cnmmd qiuoo 3 أشهر قبل
This movie missed the most important part of the parting of the red sea. I didn't see a beyblade parting it. How could they forget such an INTEGRAL part of the story!
Mason Fuller
Mason Fuller 2 أشهر قبل
Hey Ted love the content, would love to see more content from you and Schlatt *kiss kiss
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